My former boss.... WOW!!
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks..........''How many is a Brazillion?"
200 Rounds of Diplomacy.......
I'm a former soldier and Veteran of Operation Noble Eagle, Enduring Freedom and Iraqi Freedom... Welcome to My Realm of Diplomatic Immunity. Ambassador's are immune while tresspassers feel all 200 Rounds of my Diplomacy... Blat, Blat, Blat...
5 comments:
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
(rimshot!)
he for sure is a detard.. we have something in common Silverblood. OUr teams are home for the rest of the playoffs... hehe..
OMG! That's strike 3! I thought the "crusade" comment was bad.... now this!
hehe, sorry jenni... hey i get three outs.. thats only 1.. :)
No, no, no.... I was speaking of my boss! LOL .... he has said a few things (including once stating that we were "Going to conduct a Crusade") that cracked me up or made me cringe..... I think he is actually on like... strink 11.75 or something, but tha was FREAKIN HYSTERICAL! *smiles*
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