My former boss.... WOW!!

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks..........''How many is a Brazillion?"

Sabado en Grande...

Today sucked as it rained all day long. I did some in house maintenance that was much needed. WOW, just watched a trailer for Jarhead starring Jamie Fox. It had Kanye West's "Jesus Walks" sog playing in the backround. Man it got me all teary eyed and gave me a warm and fuzzy. I miss what i did as a soldier. As much as i love being home with my family and out of harms way i feel empty not being in the thick of it with my troops. I get like that cause for them i'll lay it on the line, take that ound if i had to for any of them. I recently got out and i know in thier near future some will be assphault pounding in Iraq again and i'll be here, not sleeping a wink till they get back. IT sux Ass.

That threw me off topic fo-real. K, back on track.. FSU rocked the house today beating Wake Forest. Ah yeah, back to the heavy rain. Welp my basement floods a bit and i had to take the shop vack to lake Melencio in my basement. I was down there all day cleaning up my military crap i just threw all over the place when i got back and organizing my Mc Farlane collection. Whew i have alot of them.

Recent additions are Mike Musina (yankees version) , Randy Johnson (yankees version), Ivan Rodriguez (rangers version), and a bonus i cant reveal at the moment. Just hung and organized my Military series 1 and McFARLANE’S SPORTS PICKS: MLB BASEBALL SERIES 1. When i get my digi cam back i'll et a full picture of my collection.

I added a few sites to my Ammo Links list:
vitaminB's Xbox live video site with captures of games on Live.
Gamertag.com where i'm an All Star at, and you can leave feedback and find other gamers.
My Amazon wish list where i do alot of shopping, plus if you want to surprise me with a gift you can look and see what i like. :) christmas is coming got to plug that site, hehe. Also you can add me to your friends list there if you have an account.
My 1Up.com page where i'm going to now review and blog about Xbox Games and Live experiences.

Hope everyones weekend went well, mine was rained out like the Yankees game today. Going to watch Full Metal Alchemist Movie and then get on Live later in the evening if your on shoot me an invite. HeadGamer has a few new maps to DL for Far Cry Instincs. His map Ft. HizzleGizzle was revamped. I look forward ot getting the newer version.

eM~ OUT!

Flash Back Friday

All is good, its friday and i'm OFF from work. Have 4 day weekend. Thank you Cheo! my lil man is off from school and no baby sitter left me home watching him. OUTSTANDING!!! Not complaining not one bit. This week in TV shows was decent. Watched "Surface" and "Commander and Chief". "Surface" again left me awaiting next weeks episode and waiting to get a full view of the crazy monster. Still frustrating as they are draggin along this mysterious monster from the deep. "Commander and Cheif " was wifey time and i really wasnt paying attention to it. I know she's trying to find a Vice President, and she speakes like a good stiff one gave her lock jaw. She rocked as Charlie Baltimore tho. Ohh i did watch "Over There", for a hot second. Can go thru complaining about the crap they do that really cant happen so i cant stomach it to past the first few scene's. Wild Turkey I missed "Alias", so u cant spoil it for me. No TiVo so i'm going to have to down load that episode soemehow... aarrgghh! I had a fanancial advisor over and he was longer than anticipated.

Flash back friday brings me to post this picture taken by Short Round on the outskirts of An Najaf. It was our first run on this mission last november the day before Thanksgiving. We just got back off R&R, didnt get a chance to unpack or get back into the routine of being back in country, when we got a knock on our doors to head back out. I knew we had a mission on Thanksgiving, they just moved it up 24hours. We had 2 hours to get together this convoy which usually takes about 10hrs of preperation. We were out the gate in 2 hours from the time we got the call. OUTSTANDING!!!! Wild Turkey Infatranz once again sets the standard. It was great to get out of Al Taquddum to some fine Thanksgiving dinner down a Cedar II. Only drawback to this whole mission i got sick. Wonder who the culprit was....

The weekend i s here and once again FOOTBALL!!!

Fantasy Leagues:
XBLF - EA Sports (Wild Turkey Infatranz) 3-1
SJFL - ESPN (SAWDAWGz) 2-2
Gameday Ritual (Wild Turkey Infatranz) 3-1

College:
Florida St. 4-0 @ Wake Forest 12 noon

Pro:
Giants 3-1 * bye *

Digital Life


DigitalLife is the only consumer technology event showcasing the latest in all things digital. Hosted in the largest convention center in NYC, DigitalLife will transform the Jacob Javits Center into a digital playground for THREE straight days! So, come check it out — and bring your family, friends, and co-workers. October 14-16 @ Javist Convention Center, New York City.

Xbox360 will have a booth there, I signed up and will be there. Probs on Saturday. If you are headed up and want to hang out let me know. I can do Sunday as well, talked to rammy2600 and he'll be up Sunday.

Trailers from X05:

X05 Video Gallery

Dead Rising trailer
EA Sports trailer
Final Fantasy XI trailer
Ninety-nine Nights trailer
Resident Evil 5 trailer

Plus these vids from .ign courtesy of p0iN7BLaNK from GTRadio.com

Project Gotham 3 (Quicktime)
Perfect Dark Zero (WMV)
Perfect Dark Zero (Quicktime)
Full Auto (WMV)
Full Auto (Quicktime)
Call of Duty 2 (WMV)
Call of Duty 2 (Quicktime)
Gears of War (WMV)
Gears of War (Quicktime)
NBA 2K6 (WMV)
NBA 2K6 (Quicktime)
Need For Speed Most Wanted (WMV)
Need For Speed Most Wanted (Quicktime)

Splinter Cell 4

At Microsoft's X05 event in Amsterdam today, Ubisoft showed off the debut trailer for Splinter Cell 4, the next entry in the company's renowned stealth franchise. Though brief with only a limited look at what the adventure has in store, the trailer was a welcome return to the series that showed some nice special effects interspersed with what looked like actual gameplay.
In the trailer, what appears to be a classic "spies versus mercenaries" multiplayer battle starts off with a spy tip-toeing on a beam high up in a warehouse. His mask comes off -- revealing his face, something that's never been shown for the multiplayer characters in past games -- and then the trailer kicks into gear as a drop of sweat falls down the side of his face and then onto the ground below. It's all shown in insane detail, but up-close shots of the characters make it seem realistic enough to be running on in-game assets.

Once the sweat drop falls to the ground, the camera shifts to what appears to be a mercenary patrolling the ground level. He is wearing a shiny visor, revealing a new look for the character that seems to be futuristic. He walks around for a short while before a spy creeps up from him and attacks from behind.

We are noting many caveats in our sentences, however, because while the trailer confirms that the game will feature both on and offline play, it does not say that the scene it shows is from the traditional spies versus mercenaries multiplayer scenario. It looks like it and sounds like it, but the trailer ends with the tagline, "You have no idea what's coming," so we will have to refrain from speculating too much.

The game will ship in spring 2006 for both consoles and PC. Check back soon to see the trailer in action.


Yesterday was Whisky 40's birthday... he's 4zer0 AWESOME.. hope you had a good one.

EA 360 Screens Bonanza


Yeah, they knew what team to shoot, GIANTS!!

With only two precious, delicious days separating us from Microsoft's highly anticipated X05 event, Electronic Arts has already jumped the gun and unleashed a bevy of screen shots from their Xbox 360 lineup and confirmed which games will be competing for your dollars come November 22.

Oh, glorious next-generation, how I love thee.

Get your mouse clickin' on with the links below to check out the screen shots, and wait for our hands-on impressions of all of these games as soon as X05 kicks off in a few days.


Madden NFL 06
NBA Live 06
Battlefield: Modern Combat
Tiger Woods PGA Tour 06

Though games like Madden NFL 2006 and NBA Live 2006 are shaping up considerably better than previous showings of the games have indicated, we can't help but feel Battlefield: Modern Combat looks considerably "this generation" from the initial batch of screen shots.

Considering no release date has been set in stone just yet, though, there's plenty of hope we'll see a visual turnaround before its expected holiday release.

Dem Giants.. 3-1 so far

Final: Giants 44, Rams 24QB Eli Manning threw 4 touchdown passes as the Giants beat the Rams, 44-24, in the fourth quarter. Jeremy Shockey (31yd rec), Plaxico Burress (31,17yd rec), Amani Toomer (1yd rec), Tiki Barber (16yd run) and Jay Feely (38,32,23yd FGs) all scored for the Giants, who improved their record to 3-1.

OUTSTANDING!!!!!

I picked Eli up last minute in my ESPN.COM league cause Roethlisberger had a *bye* and Warner was put on IR. I took a gamble and stuck with my Giants. WhoA, Eli came thru today in a big way. We had a shitty draft and as i sat in Iraq thinking how bad my team was going to stink up the NFC east here we are kickin ace! Plaxico of all people came thru huge. I had him on my FF teams for 2 years and he blew goats costing losses from his inadequate play. When we picked him up from Pitts, i was like, man that blows. All i can say is.. Thanks to Pittsburgh! you rOcK!!! So far anm rocking in my Fantasy Football leauges will post tuesday final scores if interested.

Yankees, won the Division even tho we got whooped bad today.

Florida State Rolls Over Syracuse 38-14
Drew Weatherford passed for 234 yards and three touchdowns, including a 71-yard swing pass to Lorenzo Booker, and No. 6 Florida State defeated Syracuse 38-14 Saturday. Weatherford, a redshirt freshman making his fourth collegiate start, also scored a touchdown as the Seminoles rolled up a 24-0 lead. Florida State (4-0), which had nine sacks in its opener against Miami, got Syracuse quarterback Perry Patterson seven times. With the temperature approaching 90 on a humid afternoon, Syracuse (1-3) was virtually helpless on offense through most of the game, managing only 57 yards and two first downs by halftime. more



Thats your weekend in sports. eM~ OUT!

Yanks punch playoff ticket.

Facts machine: How the East was won
The Yankees' 8-4 win over the Red Sox on Sunday clinched the AL East title with one game remaining, despite the fact that the Red Sox and Yankees could finish the season with 95-67 records. But why? One word ... "Indians."

Yankees win the title
Saturday's win gave the Yankees a 10-8 edge in the head-to-head matchup, which is the first tiebreaker if the Red Sox were to win on Sunday. Since New York would finish with a 10-9 record against Boston in that scenario, both teams would have identical records with the Yankees winning on the first tiebreaker. But more importantly, the Indians' loss prevented a potential three-way tie between New York, Boston and Cleveland, which would have set up a pair of one-game playoffs to decide the AL East and Wild Card winners.

What about the Red Sox?
Obviously, the Red Sox are out of the East race, but the Wild Card is still there for the taking. Cleveland's loss on Saturday afternoon left the Red Sox one game ahead of the Indians in the AL Wild Card chase, so a Red Sox win or an Indians loss on Sunday would get Boston into the postseason. However, a Red Sox loss coupled with an Indians win would cause a tie atop the Wild Card standings and result in a one-game playoff on Monday. The winner of that game would be the Wild Card winner.

Yankees continue thier Div winning streak to 8, OUTSTANDING!! i stopped by and grabbed an extended Series 13 of Randy Johnson 3 ed. SAWeeet.

Lets Go INDIANS!!!! Thanks Scary Aaron, and now i root-A-toot for you team to win and we'll Knock off the BOTOX again guaranteeing your entrance to the post season, but we'll then have to pounce on ya. :)

Far Cry Instincts...

OUTSTANDING!!! picked this game up today. played offline for a bit then had to tend to soem things later in the eve and couldnt go Live. Hopefully tomorrow i can get on Live. Next week i'm going to try and make my first map. I want to get a handle on the types of maps or games i like to create a really kick ass map that people will enjoy and spread around.
Sorry i missed XBLF and XNC on live tonite playing this game.


Ouch! my Yanks took an L tonite.. tied we are, Wild Turkey you jinxed us.. :( and you def get one of these. 0O00, but me loves ya still traitor. Got your email, thanks for the advice.. you roCk!! To All, Its friday, enjoy your weekend.

Here are some clips for Far Cry.

eM249ine Design

I have been doing grafix for a number of years non-commercially. Application i was using was Adobe Photoshop 7. While in Iraq i did a few designs on my down time. This was to be a signature for a forum i frequent but never published. It was fun to design and get my mind off the deployment. I'll share a few with you.

M249 SAW
Description and Specifications A lightweight, gas-operated, one-man-portable automatic weapon capable of delivering a large volume of effective fire at ranges up to 800 meters. Two M249s are issued per infantry squad. It is scheduled to replace the M60 7.62 medium machine gun in certain units.

• Caliber: 5.56 mm
  
• Weight: 16.5 lbs
  
• Max effective range: 1000 m (area target) 600 m (point target)
• Rate of fire: 750 rounds per minute
  

While learning how to do face plates for media apps WinAmp, i created this one. Was fun after i got the hang of layers and manipulating shapes with bevels and styles. The final product came out decent. Wish i had a picture of the full version. I could re-create th whole thing in a few hours. Sux losing a whole batch of .psd files.


FTL - Fuck This Life. This is how i felt about Iraq when i first got there. I hated the heat and thought there was No way could survive 1 year in that hell hole. This was a rip i took of a wallpaper. I did 3-4 different styles of giving you the finger, hehe... It was easy, took me about 10 minutes to do. I used it as a Sig at X-N-C for a while. Later in my deployment it was our way of saying hi and or non verbal communication. I got plenty of these while Assphualt Pounding in Iraq. Hey you get one of These? Now we dont see each other face to face, so i'll post here for my fellow Wild Turkeys to see as they check out my blog. I got the original file and will create awhole page soley with this topic for you all to visit. But in email i send my ascii code of it oOoo.

Whisky Turds i made a few more designs for shirts. I'm going to need your sizes again so i can have one sent to each of you. Wild Turkey these are on me. Stay tuned for a few more pieces to be posted. eM~OUT!

Collection Complete


McFarlane's Soldiers Series 1 Set

AIR FORCE Special Operations Command
ARMY Desert Infantry
ARMY Ranger
MARINE CORPS Recon Sniper
MARINE CORPS Recon
NAVY Seal

MARINE CORPS Recon *variant with a Boonie instead of the Kevlar Helmet
McFarlane's Military Exclusive Boxed Set Army Desert Infantry * Variant
*I got both Variants

They have released a McFARLANE'S MILITARY REDEPLOYED now September, but not available till October, which is my next hunt and will have me frequent Toys R Us. In November they will be releasing McFARLANE'S MILITARY 2nd TOUR OF DUTY. Christmas will be expensive this year.

* The collection shows 6 figures, but there is 1 variant and an exclusive. I happen to get those as well.

Alias Season 5

Starts tonite @ 8pm on ABC. OUTSTANDING! Looking forward to seeing Sydney Bristow. I missed Season 4, due to Assphault Pounding in Iraq. Hopefully CJ, WT, DA-z watch it and send me feedback on the show. I'll def send my thoughts of it to you in the AM. I'm getting season 4 and look to copy and send out to you all upon me getting mine. Wish we could've watched while at drum, but Munyeka alterd those plans. Bacm to mis Bristow, she's all ears and with that DeTard, but there's Something about women and being HOT and saviors of man-kind AWESOME! i'm about it and to name a few others... Jessica Alba(Dark Angel), Charliz Theron(AeonFlux) .. Linnea Hand(Wild Turkey Infatranz), Angelina Jolie(Lara Croft, Tomb Raider), Jennifer Gardner(Sydney Bristow, Alias), and Joanna Dark(Perfect Dark).. give me that warm and fuzzy...

Quick question if you follow Alias who is your favorite Character? Sydney's character keeps me focused, but Jack Bristow IMO is the best character in the show. He is no joke and at all cost does what ever it takes ot protect Sydney. Some of his tactics, he does with out question or regard to authority. He's just as mean as the villians in the show. He is the ShiZz! Read more about him here: Jack Bristow [Victor Garber]

Ahh, before i leave off, want to shout out my Yankees. Have a few Boston, Pittsburgh, Phillies, and Indians fans that cruise thru, Dont Hate and good luck in route to the Post Season and Life after. Luckily the Xbox360 comes out next month and you'll be distracted form the MLB series playoffs. f0-sh0!!!! 1 more nite @ Orioles, then to the Bronx for the BOTOX. Like scary mentioned some one will leave Black and Blue, will it be YOU!

Æon Flux

Based on the MTV animated series created by Peter Chung, "Aeon Flux" is set 400 years in the future, when disease has wiped out the majority of the earth's population except for one walled, protected city-state, Bregna, ruled by a congress of scientists. The story centers on Aeon Flux (Charlize Theron), the top operative in the underground 'Monican' rebellion - led by The Handler (Frances McDormand). When Aeon is sent on a mission to kill a government leader, she uncovers a world of secrets.

Release Date: December 2, 2005
Studio: Paramount Pictures
Director: Karyn Kusama
Screenwriter: Phil Hay, Matt Manfredi
Starring: Charlize Theron, Marton Csokas, Jonny Lee Miller, Sophie Okonedo, Pete Postlethwaite, Amelia Warner, Caroline Chikezie, Frances McDormand
Genre: Action, Sci-Fi

I'm def going to check this movie out. One of the few this winter i'm eager to spend $7 to watch, or maybe hunt online and download.. :op

Technical Writing.

WOW, i'm diggin deep here. I got to unravel some hidden skill. I really liked this class while in school and almost persued it as a full time job. In Information Systems from time to time i have to write instructions for fellow staff and for the ID10T users on my network. This flux capacitor is connected to that do-hicky looped with that thing-a-ma-jiggy. Then take the 3 widgets and chuck them cause they are left overs, and you'll probably need them later, but i'll forget to add them in this document. Please call Help Desk if you have any questions and leave a message at the beep. ------BEEP!
Its awesome to write them out and add pictures of exactly what they'll look like or what the user will see upon starting them and they'll still call cause they are lost.

I didnt have anythig to stressfull to do at work this week. Nothing really mind boggling. Just some crazy issues with USB ports and WinXP. Dell Dell, Dell.... If i could get paid for tweaks and fixes i've done i could retire from this job where i dont do anything to begin with.

Hey no one attempted my puzzle a few posts ago, here is the next line:

312211

follow the pattern yet? its easy.

Whew one more day. Firday i'm not in the office; on the road. I can sleep in and i get off early... woo-hoo! Happy hour here i come. Drinks on ME, Literally on ME!! ;p

1. 
   Far Cry Instincts with Bonus!
   
   Order and receive a free copy of Rainbow Six 3 for the Xbox. Bonus item will ship with purchased product, and is only available while supplies last. If you choose In-Store Pickup for this game, please contact the store for bonus item availability.
   
   Out tomorrow - too late for me to order, so EB here i come.
   
   Publisher: UBI SOFT
   Platform: XBox
   Category: Shooters
   
   The PC Action Game of the Year of 2004 is now re-imagined for the consoles by Ubisoft's award-winning Montreal Studio. As Jack Carver, outlast a brutal tropical wilderness and a legion of elite mercenaries by unleashing every imaginable survival tactic and combat skill.
   
   
   It's open season in a 100% open environment: Do whatever it takes to exterminate the mercenaries in any situation. Take cover in the undergrowth, set traps, kill by stealth, battle from extreme long range and gun-mounted vehicles and fight in close quarters or through the wilds of the island.
   
   A real arsenal: Plunder an arsenal of responsive, realistic weapons and vehicles including ATVs, gunboats, hang gliders and much more. Turn the mercenaries' stockpile into the instruments of their own destruction.
   
   Unleash your predatory skills: Survive the furious and inhospitable wilderness by unveiling your true nature: develop your vision, track the enemy's scent and become faster and stronger.
   F.A.R. AI: Outsmart the mercenaries' complex Full Action Response AI. Snipers, stalkers, scouts, and grenadiers react to your tactics with coordinated strikes from all angles, distances and terrains.
   
   Create your own shooter's paradise: The battle continues with deep multiplayer and level editor features. Build custom maps in real time, upload them via Live Console Systems and stage ultimate deathmatches against your friends.
   
   
   * will be heading out to EB during lunch and roCkin Live after woRk!

Whew! Tuesday morn.
This past weekend went well. Celebrated my lil mans Birthday (9yrs old) at this place called the FunPlex. Not only can the kiddies have fun, Adults can have fun to the UTMOST! Wish i had my camera.. :( its on its way back from Florida with my aunt. The 3 major rides/events we did were Go Karts, Lazer Tag and Foam Frenzy. All were fun. My son like Lazer tag the most. I took a whirl at the batting cages. Felt the pain sunday morning taking all them swings.
Also on saturday i went to see my my brother who was in iraq around the same time i was. He's not really my brother, but we grew up together as military brats. We later joined the army and contiued where our dads left off. He's a combat medic and 2 weeks after i came home from Iraq he suffer'd a rocket attack on his APC (Amored Personnel Carrier) while trying to rescue some injured soldiers. He was the sole survivor of the 7 troops on board. He sustained some serious injuries, but pulled thru it and is doing well. He came back to NJ to visit. His sster threw a BBQ for him; all our friends from back in the day stopped by to see how he was doing and to say hello. Was great to see him rockin and his old self. Altho he lost a limb it isnt keeping him down. Keep rockin LeRoy, love you man and wish you the best.

Warning: If you TiVo shows carefull i go over ones i watched that came on last nite, dont want to spoil any eps for you.

Sports:
* Florida State -bye-
* Giants Lost to San Diego :( damn LaDanian.. hehe
* Yankees won and are tied with Boston(Botox) Redsox. down with the reds. { Dont Hate }

Fantasy Football
Team: WildTurkey Infatranz

* GameDay Ritual league - got a win, 2-1 now. La Danian and Mc Nabb rocked.
* EASPORTS League - sufferd my first loss. 2-1
* ESPN League - got my first win. 1-2 La Danian(finally), Rothlesburger and Vinateri did some work and came thru.
* Yahoo League - havent checked yet. XNC familia - wOrd!

Shows This week

* Surface - 8pm mondays - started slow and almost lost my attention as they are draggin thier feet with this monster. During the show there is a baby one running around i got to get a decent look at. Was a mystery like the Lochness Monster, till the end. WHOLY CRAP! that mofo is huge and no joke. It ate a whole boat. It could've swallowed a battleship. Previews for next week look good and cant wait for the next episode.

* MNF - 9pm mondays - KC @ Denver. Denver took to them.

* CSI Miami - 10pm mondays - only CSI i really like, but didnt watch due to MNF and my Demo disc that came in my November OXM (Official Xbox Mag) ; sorry mami i know we watch this one together i didnt come thru yesterday.. te amo!

* Bones - Tuesday 8:00 PM - missed the premier. Heard the commercial for it on my way into work and it comes on tonite.

* ALIAS - 8pm Thursdays - new time from last year. This will be the first episode of season. The trailers show SydneyBristow now has a baby.. Quit Playing! i missed last years season 4 due to my deployment to Iraq and the DVD hasnt come out. Its not fair, i need to see season 4 before 5. I'm going to be lost. Anyone TiVo it last year willing to send it to me i'd appreciate it. While in Iraq i was able to get a few of my platoon hooked on this show. Are you all going to watch this season? CJ, WT, DA-z??

* College Football - Thursday 7:30pm - no clue who's playing. Probs someone form the WHACK-10.

* Threshold - Friday 9pm - Show is getting better. Again, it reminds me of Species where they get all these scientist together to track/solve this alian problem. No review of last episode as there was too much beer over the weekend and its tuesday morn and i'm halfway thru my coffee. more later if i can rememeber. plus it kills my gaming nite on Live, but since its the weekend i can game all nite. See ya on Live!

* Inconceivable - Friday 10pm - right after Threshold. Cant get pregnant, see a specialist. Think Nip/Tuck with sperm instead of scalpels, or Six Feet Under with cribs instead of coffins. Thats what its about. Its pretty good as this clinic has a new alternative method. The chic from ER is in this show, Rachel Lu who played Ming Na. The first episode was good as there was serogate(sp?) mother that didnt disclose she had sex after the artificial insemination(sp?) to many big words this early in the am, hehehe... so when it came to delivery she had a bouncing baby boy. The couple was white whom she was carrying for, and the baby born was black! WOW! and there is a priest and his wife trying to have a child, but there isnt anything they can do atm. Welp the one doctor is messing with a receptionist. More like a eff buddy and she knows the situation with the couple. She wants to get her groove on with the docotor, but he doesnt want to rock her boots anymore. She wants one for the road and he agrees to a helmet polish. She pulls a cup out of her purse when he aint paying attention to get a sample of Monica Lewinski style for later use. eeew! At close of the show she swaps the sperm for the Priest's stuff that aint good. Someone sees her do it from another room. She doesnt know she was has been seen. In next weeks epsisode they let her knw that she was seen. I think it was the doctor. Ah, in this episode there was a moarine who's wife was sent to Iraq qnad died. Before she left she had some of her eggs frozen so he can have them fertilized and have a child even tho she wasnt around any longer. His wife's sister was to be the serrogate mother for him. It didnt happen, and eggs were destroyed. i lost forcus on that part as i was doing something and wasnt tracking that issue. Thats about it. Next week the father of the mishap delivery comes back for revenge. ahh i almost forgot, the mother didnt want the child as she had one already and times were rough, but the natural father came to get him. Yeah boy! DADs stepping up!

* College Football - Saturday - ALL DAY - GO NOLES

* NFL - Sunday - ALL DAY - GO GIANTS, plus week 4 of Fantasy Football.

Xbox Releases i'm getting this week.
* Far Cry Insitncs
* Sniper Elite

Currently Reading
* Angles and Demons by Dan Brown.
* Dont Click the Blue E, Switching to FireFox by Scott Granneman.
* Don’t Make Me Think, by Steve Krug.

Thats a wrap! thanks for reading and hangin in there.

Out the Gate Smoke!

Camel Meat anyone?

For Jenni. Here are some pictures of Camels in Iraq and Kuwait. I almost broad sided one on a mission. Brought my 5ton tractor to a screeching hault as it crossed the road in front of me. I also remember the day we were heading north into Iraq from Kuwait we came across this delirious camel that almost broad sided one of our tankers. This crazy asz camel was running all over the place in 100+ heat. I was like if he cant handle this weather its going to be one long year for me. Here are a few more for you Jenni.
The very few day missions we ran we were able to get these pics. Altho at nite you see this mass of hunk of camel on the side of the road while doing 65+ mph you pray he wont cross as you come upon him. In my archive i have a picture of a camel toe, :) haha... got to find it tho.

Wholy Fuck! that is my common saying besides AWESOME! wholy fuCk is much suited as i'm done week 2 of coming back to work. This will be the last update of my return to work. it'll start to get boring. My contirbution to my work week and my div was this line of code:

Expr1: "w" & Format(DatePart("ww",[Date]),"00")

Amazing huh! Besides the usual Hell Desk calls and random trips around the floor and getting stopped and asked ID10T error questions that line of code made 1 dept in my Divions month. The director wanted me to re-do this report frm a monthly crosstab, to a weekly crosstab. We have since i was gone my Director brought on board all these consultants to do all these conversions from SQL foxpro/access and god knows what other DBIII design to .Net apps. I was going to help and do these conversions before i was deployed. I'm really good at database mgmt and design, but rather do Networking. Well after my last deployment (not this one Sept of 2002) i was pushed in to the networking part of the Dept. AWESOME!!!

K, back to WHOLY FUCK! i love that response to Detarded people or questions. let me define DeTard: one who is dummer than a retard. Tracking! No, k one more time then. DeTard: one who is dummer than a retard. Good lets move on. Welp while on a call for another issue ( ID10T error ) i was asked about a solution to this particular problem. I was like i have to see if there was a request in the Help Desk or job order for the consultants. That was my excuse not to have anything to deal with database crap. I tended to the immediate problem, then headed back to my desk. I wanted to just finnish listening to a new CD i downloaded last nite DJ_Ideal_Lil_Flip-Da_Bottom_Vol._6, ( relax i have full intientions to buy it at a very later date.. :) ) and browse the net. I need ideas for new grafix for this site/blog. Looking ot revamp this puppy over the weekend. Curiosity got to me so i looked in the Logs of calls/jobs and seen that the request was still open. WOW!!!

Tangent:
( i forgot WOW was a saying derived back in the days of
Iraq) has two meanings, can be nice ways of saying WHOLY
FUCK and you FUCKEN DETARD in the work enviornment
or that i'm astonished or elated at a particular thing. like them $.50
cent words? hehe..

Flash Back Friday: In Iraq.. Detard.. Fuck Stick and Wholy Fuck werent hidden in the work enviornment, they were used openly.

It was still open. I asked my boss can i clear some of these tickets off Help Desk database? sure knock yourself out. OUTSTANDING! snuk a peek at the database, ( he said snuck!, Wild Turkey heh! ) then asked them over paid Detarded consultants about the crosstab query that needed to be re-done.

Oh its going to take lines of code in VB and a new form/report to be designed to get exactly what they want,

the Detard states. WOW came out, but wanted to say Wholy Fuck!!! Launch the database and lets take a look. Were looking at the cross tab query in design view. K, seems like what he said is so, but lets sneak a peek at it in SQL. I love but hate it at the same time (SQL). ahhh, thats it just change this line:

PIVOT Format([Date],"mmm") In ("Jan","Feb","Mar","Apr","May","Jun","Jul","Aug","Sep","Oct","Nov","Dec");

to

<code>Expr1: "w" & Format(DatePart("ww",[Date]),"00")

So instead of it reading, Jan.. FEB.. MAR... in the column heading it will read w01.. w02.. w03 instead. ahh, that worked states the DeTard. No shit, i said to myself. Not saying i'm a genious or anything, but i HATE databases and SQL so much that i can do it in my sleep. The moral to this Blog and my Ramp is Now that i'm back give me a raise, and get rid of these good for nothing consultants. I'm good at eating up time and money, dont need others sharing the wealth.


I leave you with a quick problem to solve:

1
11
21
1211
111221

whats the next line in the sequence?


eM - OUT!